Every 22 years, 400-year-old vampire Ralph (Dean Cameron) must endure the loss of reincarnated love Mona as she's continually dispatched by a hambone-wielding pirate with a rhinestone peg leg (isn't that always the way). When he meets the beautiful and talented singer who's Mona's latest incarnation (Tawny Fere), Ralph forms the band Rockula and becomes determined to break the curse once and for all. Toni Basil, Thomas Dolby, Susan Tyrrell, and Bo Diddley co-star in this hilarious horror spoof. 91 min. Widescreen; Soundtrack: English; Subtitles: audio commentary; interviews; theatrical trailers.